The “Deadweight Funnel” Audit

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🧠 The “Deadweight Funnel” Audit: Why clicks aren’t conversions, and how to surgically remove funnel bloat.

Your ads are getting clicked. Your landing pages are seeing traffic. But revenue’s flat, and CAC keeps creeping up. Somewhere between click and checkout, your funnel is silently leaking performance and bloated with traffic that looks promising but never buys.

This is what we call a Deadweight Funnel: a system bloated with false positives. Traffic that inflates your metrics, burns your budgets, and wastes your remarketing cycles. You’re not underperforming, you’re overestimating intent.

Most brands don’t catch this early because they’re too zoomed in on conversion rate. But seasoned operators know the smarter play is to segment the non-converters and analyze their patterns across behavior, source, and product affinity.

Here’s how the Deadweight Funnel Audit works:

1. Retention Metrics for Clickers: Look at “engaged non-buyers” across email and SMS: who clicks consistently but never purchases? These are your behavioral lurkers. Filter by campaign tags to isolate offer fatigue, poor segmentation, or interest without intent.
2. UTM Behavior Mapping: Use UTM parameter data + session heatmaps to trace which sources drive non-converting traffic. TikTok top-funnel clicks? Reddit lurkers? Email list segments from outdated quizzes? Cut the channels that consistently deliver traffic without conversion velocity.
3. SKU Cluster Dropoffs: Which products attract the most views but generate the fewest purchases? Often, low-converting SKUs create a distraction without delivering value. Consider hiding these products from paid traffic landers, or bundling them into post-purchase flows instead.

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You can download the free GetResponse ebook here to build a system that doesn’t just drive traffic, it converts the right people, at the right time, with assets you fully control.

Bonus: 3 Red Flags That Signal Deadweight

• High click-to-view, low view-to-cart ratio: You’re driving curiosity, not consideration, likely a misaligned creative or too much top-funnel bait.
• Repeat clickers with no purchase history: They’re in a loop. Break it with a high-urgency, high-trust offer or exclude them from your regular flows.
• Cart starts with <3% completion: If they start but don’t finish, you’ve got a value mismatch. Test better anchoring, urgency, or alternative payment methods.

Every funnel has deadweight. But great brands trim the fat, segment ruthlessly, and optimize for signal over noise.

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Thanks for reading this edition! Keep pushing boundaries, testing ideas, and staying inspired. See you in the next edition with more ways to ignite your marketing success. 🥰